yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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