32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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