3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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