What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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