Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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