Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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