Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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