her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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