I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Randomize
