If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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