there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Sponge bath it is.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
