right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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