I must be too annoying 4 u.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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