Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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