Just fell off a train. Bad.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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