yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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