i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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