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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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