her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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