CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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