you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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