I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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