I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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