I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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