Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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