drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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