They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
