let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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