You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
