last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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