He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So vagazzling was a success
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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