Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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