Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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