Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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