I wanna bring you to show and tell
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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