Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Even my vagina gasped.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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