Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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