I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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