so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We are all done wearing pants today
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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