it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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