great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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