Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
this just has baby written all over it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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