How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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