if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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