at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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