Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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