mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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