eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He kissed a someone with a penis
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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