i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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