Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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