I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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