just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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