Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize