The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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