Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
