i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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