he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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