): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
